The Mine Shaft of Doom
RHYS SUTHERLAND, HIS TWO DAUGHTERS AND MAX WERE MISSING.
Kirsty: Dad...Why are all these candles lit? Aren’t they using up the oxygen?
Rhys: Sshh! You don’t know what you’re talking about.
TWO HOURS LATER
Rhys: Hm, the candles aren’t lighting...The oxygen is being used up. Not my candles! Not my precious candles! *goes and tries to kill himself under a landslide*
Jade: Max! Dad! Max! Noooo! My candles! *hyperventilates*
Max: *goes limp and watches the Simpson’s on Heaven Cable TV*
Kirsty: *makes snow men with...dirt*
ABOVE GROUND, ALF AND HIS PALS ARE LOOKING AT THE MINE
Alf: Any idea why so much stuff just fell down there?
All: *look down*
Random Guy: Hey, Alf, what if they’re really down there?
ALF THEN JUMPS UP AND DOWN, SENDING ROCKS UPON ROCKS INTO THE SHAFT
Alf: Never liked them anyway. Young actors, ruining the plot.
SEB AND KANE GET OUT WHILE THEY CAN
“...and in other news today, Palm Bea...*cough* Summer Bay has requested a family to run a caravan park. Part time romance, angst and drama required. Town elder, Alf Stewart has requested that they NOT be younger than 50 and able to act.”
Max, Kirsty, Jade and Rhys were interviewed in the after life, each having to say this about their short time in Summer Bay:
“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realise the role required acting on my part.”