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Songspoof Countdown
Written 2003

Chapter 1 - Muggle Boi (parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

He was a boy
She was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
He was a muggle born
She was a pure blood
What more can I say?

He wanted her
She'd never tell secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her friends
Stuck up their nose
Theyat had a problem with his muggle clothes.

He was a muggle boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But she was a pure blood
She needed to learn about her heart. 

5 years from now
She sits alone
On the Express she's all alone.
She walks down the train
Guess who she sees
Muggle boy popular with Quidditch
She tells all her friends
They already know
And they've all got
Tickets to see him play
She tags along
Cheers with the crowd
Looks up at the man that she turned down

He was a muggle boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a Quidditch star
Cruisin' on his Nimbus
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

He was a muggle boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a Quidditch star
Cruisin' on his Nimbus
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see,
See the man that boy could be
There is more than meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside

He's just a boy
And I'm just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
We are in love
Haven't you heard
How we rock each other's world?

I'm with the muggle boy
I said see you later boy
I'll be waiting after you play
I'll be at the changing rooms
Speaking with you again
About a witch you used to know

I'm with the muggle boy
I said see you later boy
I'll be waiting after you play
I'll be at the changing rooms
Speaking with you again
About a witch you used to know.


Chapter 2 - Hazard (parody of Hazard by Richard Marx) [Sirius Black's POV]

My best friends came to Hogwarts
When I was just a boy
Even then the kids at school said with
Prejudiced eyes
That group's not right

Ten years ago when we came
To know Lily
First time that someone looked
Beyond the pranking and the lies
Saw the men inside

They used to call me round to their home
I loved to watch their son tread down
James used to walk me down coridors
And dream our way out of that school

No one understood that I didn't do it
No one cared until the night they were
Betrayed all alone
Murdered in their home

Man with a wand came knocking
That evening
Here was I surrounded by a thousand
Fingers suddenly
Pointed right at me

I swear I left them just with Peter
I swear I left them safe and sound
I need to make it back to Dumbledore
And leave this God foresaken town 

I think about my life gone by
And how it's done me wrong
There's no escape for me this time
All of my rescues are gone, long gone

I swear I left them just with Peter
I swear I left them safe and sound
I need to make it back to Dumbledore
And leave this God foresaken town


Chapter 3 - I Want That Man (parody of I Want That Man by Deborah Harry) [Ginny Weasley's POV]



I wanna dance with Harry P
Ride through school on his sleek Firebolt
I want a piece of Harry before I die
I want a kiss with that Potter
That catch the eyes wide of my big brother
But what I really want I just can't buy

Here comes the twenty first century
It's gonna be much better for a witch like me
'Cause I want everything I can
But most of all
I want that man, I want that man 

I wanna move with that Potter
I'll keep you money, you can have the fame
Everything that's yours will soon be mine
Yeah, I wanna be the Queen of the U-u-K
You could send me curses every other day
But what I really want I just can't buy

Here comes the twenty first century
It's gonna be much better for a witch like me
'Cause I want everything I can
But most of all
I want that man, I want that man

Hey!
Hee hee hee

I wanna be kissed from head to toe
By that boy in the very front row
But he won't even look me in the eye
Oh, I want his grin to beam right down on me
I want him to be there like all my dreams
What I really want I just can't hide

Here comes the twenty first century
It's gonna be much better for a witch like me
'Cause I want everything I can
But most of all
I want that man, I want that man 

I want that man, I want that man
I want that man, I want that man
I want that man, I want that man
I want that man, I want that man
I want that man


Chapter 4 - I Ran (parody of I Ran [So Far Away] by A Flock of Seagulls)
 
I walked along the Ministry
I never thought I'd meet The Boy Who Lived;
Meet the famous boy.
With jet-black hair and green green eyes;
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through;
Hypnotize me through.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I had get away.

A scar settles above your eyes;
A flash of green comes shining down on you,
Shining down on you.
Voldemort nearer still.
His Death Eaters with wands come into view;
Death Eaters come into view. 

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I had to get away.

Reached out my wand to take them out;
You're slowly disappearing from my view;
Disappearing from my view.
Reached out my wand to try again;
You're falling in a flash of green Harry;
A flash of green, Harry.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I had to get away.