Online Interlude
Possibly written 2004 or 2005.

Spacemonkey: If you don't stop IMing I'll block you.
Vala12: Ooh you say that but you won't do it.
Spacemonkey: I'm serious.
Vala12: But I know where some big important archey-whatevers are.
Spacemonkey: Don't bluff me.
Vala12: Or, if you like, we can make babies instead.

*Spacemonkey appears to be offline*

Vala12: You can't escape.

Your message "You can't escape" failed to be deilvered.

*Vala13 has just signed in*

Vala13: How are you darling?
Spacemonkey: I thought I blocked you!
Vala13: I am not easily swayed.
Spacemonkey: I've noticed.
Vala13: Why would you want to block me?
Spacemonkey: Maybe you're annoying me?
Vala13: Ah, I know what it is.
Spacemonkey: What?
Vala13: You're uncomfortable.
Spacemonkey: No, really?
Vala13: You're uncomfortable because you like me.
Spacemonkey: Not a chance.
Vala13: You can admit these things you know.

*Spacemonkey appears to be offline*

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*Vala14 has just signed in*

Spacemonkey: Don't talk to me or I'll block you!!
Vala14: Hello to you too.
Spacemonkey: What did I just say?
Vala14: But what if I am agreeable for a change?
Spacemonkey: That's a laugh.
Vala14: Maybe we can have an interesting discussion.
Spacemonkey: About what?
Vala14: How about what you did today?
Spacemonkey: I got up. I ate breakfast. And I left for work. Now I'm here. Riveting isn't it.
Vala14: You also took a long shower and sang poorly.
Spacemonkey: How did you know that? 
Spacemonkey: Hold that thought - I don't want to know.
Vala14: You're going to block me again aren't you?
Spacemonkey: Very clever.

*Spacemonkey appears to be offline*  

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*Vala15 has just signed in*

Spacemonkey: How many new users do you have to make?
Vala15: As many as I have to.
Spacemonkey: I'll change mine then.
Vala15: I'll just find it.
Spacemonkey: Not if I don't use it at work.
Vala15: You're bluffing.
Spacemonkey: Want to put any money on that?
Vala15: I don't see why you have to keep avoiding me.
Spacemonkey: If you weren't so...
Vala15: Attractive? Clever?
Spacemonkey: ...you then maybe I would talk to you.
Vala15: That's not very fair.
Spacemonkey: That's your lookout, not mine.

*Spacemonkey appears to be offline*