MSN Names

This is a feature from my old website that seemed to generate the most interest. MSN names could be hard to think up on the spot - especially 6+ years ago when it was cool to make yourself look as strange as possible in your instant message "convo". Anyway, it seems redundant now because MSN is kaput, but I'll keep these here for nostalgia.

Ones I've Made Up
 
If the American President is the leader of the free world, who's leading the Americans?
 
That's it. Chase the lemmings. Over the cliff. Bye-bye now.
 
2 cute 2 shoot - that's my philosophy.
 
FURLINGS ARE TRIBBLES
 
Tribbledom exists - and we have cheaper real estate prices than Noromoland.
 
Shame on the Wicky Keeper!
 
My dinner looks like a pile of something very wrong!
 
ATTACK OF THE ATOMIC CAULIFLOWER
 
Man has never conquered machine. It conquers me - everytime I have to reboot!
 
Geeks come up with diets. Without geeks, there'd be fewer attractive people in the world.
 
Cannon is a weapon. Canon is a far, far greater weapon.
 
Who is this Donald, and why does he have so many sons?
 
.... I'm not asking
 


One's I've Used
 
(8)OK daddio lay the next funky bit on me(8)
 
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
 
Don't judge a book by its movie.

As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841.

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

If hackers ran the world, there'd be no war--lots of accidents, maybe.

Good ideas come to thoose who steal them.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
 
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.

Three can keep a secret, if two are dead.

Join the army, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Two wrongs don't make a right - three lefts do.

Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.

On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

You know what's funny? - Neither do we.



Jane W. Delaney quotations

The times of today are not "post" for in years to come they will be looked upon as "pre".

I've stepped on my own dreams and weep for their demise... 

Tears are the liquified crystal of the heart.

If I think it, it is right. If I speak it, it is wrong.

World peace is like chocolate. Everyone wants it, but no one wants to save it.

An alias is not a lie. It is merely another face.

If all say so, it is truth. But if only one says so, it is heresy.


 
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Contributions
Please note: I do not post contributions that I deem to be racist or derogatory. 


Sini contributed the following:
 
If I only had had a banjo, the prime minister would still be alive.

"Here's a tip : Aluminium foil. It makes a lovely hat and helps block out the Government's mind control rays." - X-Files
 
It's an invasion of the brightly coloured light bulbs!


 
BlazerTNT contributed the following:
 
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey.


 
Alison contributed the following:
 
he who laughs last, thinks the slowest
 
on the other hand, u have different fingers
 
change is inevitable, except from a vending machine

nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool
 
He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged!
 
torch: case for holding dead battteries
 
never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience...
 
if the shoe fits, get another one like it!

 

Erin contributed the following:
 
<º))))><.·´¯`·. (ur name) ¸.·´¯`·.¸><((((º>



anonoamous [sic] contributed the following:
 ¸¸.·*´¯`v´¯`*·.¸¸ × × ¸¸.·*´¯`v´¯`*·.¸¸



Maheshe contributed the following:
 i sweet like sugar soft like sweede but unlike u i never get played



Someone who didn't leave their name contributed the following:

 loves cumes n goes bt friends stay 4eva



Carmel contributed the following:

knowledge is knowing a tomatoe is a fruit, common sense is not putting it on a fruit salad

I'd tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven

east to the seas west to the land, death to the bitch who touches my man



henna contributed the following:

Some may call it XtC, some may call it destiny, some may call it meant to be, but I just call it you and me!



laura contributed the following:

I love him yes i do he's for me and not for you!!! And if you ever take my place, i'll take my fist and smash your face!!

remember jesus loves you!! ... it's just everyone else that thinks ur an idiot!!

ohh!! sorry i wasnt ignoring you i just wasnt listening!!

im new in town ... can you give me directions to your apartment!!

if you were a tear in my eye i would not cry for fear of loosing you!!

if i threw a stick 4 you would you go away?!!

don't let your mind wonder it's too small to be outside by itself!!

i'm not anti-social i just don't like you!!!

i had a nightmare - i dreamt i was you!!!!



Kat1 contributed the following:

Yes...It was i who let the dogs out!



beth contributed the following:

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses have wilted, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your
head!!



Alex and Jack contributed the following:

I couldn't remember when i was more disappointed, except when i found out that M&M's really do melt in your hand



Eli scott contributed the following:

you should quit while you've got a head


 
x ash x contributed the following:
 
roses r red, violets r blu, some poems rhyme but this one doesnt

roses r red, violets r blu, god made me pretty wot hapened 2 u
 
roses r red, violets r blu, not evry1's perfect, especially not u


 
Chris contributed the following:
 
He who laughs last, probably doesn't get the joke.
 
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..
 
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me


 
Colleen contributed the following:
 
Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.


 
Corinne contributed the following:

We both know im the best.... thats why u never tell me



SASTRI contributed the following:

suicide cults are a problem that solve themselves



will contributed the following:

1 vodka, 2 vodka, 3 vodka, floor!



suzanne contributed the following:

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila 4!!! 5 Tequila 6 Tequila, 7 Tequila - FLOOR



x..babii..issie..x contributed the following:

:)(k):'( [x]..luv begins wid a smile..grows wif a kiss..ends wif a
tear..dont fbrake ur frendship ova a boi..its not worth it..[x]:'((k):)



Quite a ~Secret~ contributed the following:

Do you believe in Time Travel?  I do.  But I don't believe in time...



mr. X contributed the following:

so i told the badger twas a swell time rond roger's



sweet sweet honey contributed the following:

as gertrude once said mmm yeah



shelly contributed the following:

She sells sea shells on the sea shore



Holz contribued the following:

save the world its the only planet with chocolate!

i dont gossip!(omg! who did what? where? when?)

Life gets sooo confusing when you dont go to bed

i think i just lost a braincell

reality is for people who cant handle science fiction

"yeah it will be a walk in the park...a very scary park with lots of monsters who are trying to kill me"- John Sheppard "Stargate Atlantis"

"wheres the thumpthump?" Jack Sparrow pirate of the Carribean

gluteus maximas, gluteus maximas, hey thats my as isnt it?" Rodney McKay Stargate Atlantis



JANICCE contributed the following:

D R I N K  T R I P L E  S E E D O U B L E  A C T S I N G A L



mollie contributed the following:

love all my m8 woohooo



Jade contributed the following:

(L)You Know I Love You..You Know I Care ..When Ever You Need Me I'll Be There(L)



izzy contributed the following:

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things



Ashley contributed the following:

goosebumps and butterflies, and when you took my breath away, thats when i knew, i love you



codie contributed the following:

all our galz r shakin our hips all da boyz r lickin there lips nelly cant even ride wit me but ja rule sed he put it on me



P!MPC3SS contributed the following:

When.You.Look.Me.In.The.Eyes.I.Catch.A.Glimpse.Of.Heaven*(F)



emily contributed the following:

drugs. Fueling the people sinse 1932

so you have a swiss army knife without that knife. so all you have there is a swiss.



barmiebrumie contributed the following:

:D All things equal, fat people use more soap :D



Chatterbox!:P contributed the following:

It's always a pleasure wen were 2gether,through good times and bad,its always 4eva!



celie contributed the following:

[x']* ill roll my wheel chair up to yours, and after i steal your meds ill tell you...zombies cant die [ox`]



Nattie contributed the following:

I intend to live forever, or die trying

It's better to remain childless, then to mother/father an orphan

Mabye I love you, but what buisness of it is yours?

What part of "You don't understand anything" do you not understand???

If practise makes perfect, and no bodys perfect, why practise?

Always remember that you're unique, just like everybody else!

Men are from earth, Women are from earth, Deal with it!

Amatures built the arc, professionals built the titanic.



xMWAHx contributed the following:

Valentines Day is the one day of the year when people i couples go around unknowlingly mocking everybody else...



NoDayButToday contributed the following:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good!



kyla matches contributed the following:

Whoever said "words cannot hurt me" never got hit in the head with a dictionary!



Jadellen contributed the following:

Honestly... Who Throws A Banana??



Awesomeness contributed the following:

I want to scream i want shout i wanna have faith and never doubt i want to bend i want to break to sleep and never awake to break down walls and escape be alone and hide my face i want to feel i want to touch i want to stop wanting you so fucking much!



jennelle contributed the following:

i dropped a tear in the ocean today and when i find it thats when i will stop loving you

ask me how many tims my heart has been brocken and i will tell you to look up into the sky and count the stars

i am the one for him he is the one for me if you take him i will hurt you both and twice as hard as you stole my heart and broke it



Rosie contributed the following:

How inappropriate to call this planet 'Earth' when, clearly, it is an ocean

Time is no doubt the best teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all of its pupils.



Beckiee xx lOvEs George xx contributed the following:

Dear heart, today I met a boy. Prepare to shatter.

I L O V E Y O U is 8 letters. So is B U L L S H I T .



SkullyFox contributed the following:

My Imaginary Friend Thinks You Have Serious Problems..

How Can We Win, When Fools Can Be Kings

Life Is Like A Photo, We Use The Negatives To Develop Us



Ben .S contributed the following:

I don't want to be immortalised by my work, I want to be immortalised by not dying.

Dyslexics untie!

For every complicated question, there is a simple, easy, and WRONG answer.

The world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus!

If barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?

harassing me about smoking may be hazardous to your health

Time flys when your having fun, that's why school lasts so long...

"A dog ate my homework" is no longer a valid excuse, but "My homework was involved in a car accident" is perfectly reasonable.

WARNING: LANDMINES - NO TAPDANCING!

The toilet is not a alternative escape route.

Never do an emergency stop in you car when your holding a creme egg.

Go to bed with an itchy bum - wake up with a smelly finger.

All your problems, whether they be physical or mental, the miracle solution, just burn it!

Is what politicians do on a Saturday night the same as what parrots do in heaven?

The average man thinks he isn't.

A cat born in an oven is not a cake.

mmm... tragedy, a hungry luma has appeared.

'The neon bible' is not a religeous holy book!



ashlee contributed the following:

love isnt blind..but people are

there are no stupid questions..just stupid people



*kimmi* shake it! contributed the following:

blank.stares.at.blank.pages

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and i cant stop thinkin of you

roses have withered violets have died every time i think of you i start to cry

i.find.my.paradise.wen.u.look.me.in.the.eyes.

roses r red violets are blue i start to vomit wen i look at you

roses r red daisys are white i hope u kno i think of u every night

roses r red violets r blue i kno im beautiful wat happened 2 u?



sam contributed the following:

i bet that if guys got their period they'd probably brag about the size of their tampons



sean delay contributed the following:

im gay and im out of the closet now



Emma lalonde contributed the following:

God made pepsi,God made dirt,God made boys,so girls can flirt

if you say you love me please do ,cause i might do something crazy like beleive you!

if you love me then why did you hurt me and expect me to forgive you? 

One day you'll realize how much she means to you,when that day comes she'll wake up to the guy who already knew.

4 hours are pass,it feels like 10, i can't fall a sleep casue ur more then a friend

shouldnt you have a liscence to be that ugly?



nita contributed the following:

he took me from a bar. he took me in his car. he took off my top. he put his lips to mine. but dont worry im a bottle of wine



Meliza contributed the following:

Sum girls are made with sugar & spice, But me & my girls are made wiht vodka & ice!

Don't drink & drive, you'll spill the drink!

Boys don't fall for me, I trip tem :P



Vincent contributed the following:

About the weather...



ｱｱﾗ(F)Sweet Heart(F)ﾗﾗｱ contributed the following:

Yes You Have The Right To State Your Opinion, And I Have The Right To State Your Stupid



Kathryn contributed the following:

MSN names are like jokes, some are funny and some are just retarded.

): 5-second-death-scene.

): The carpet you walked on, the ceiling that cried.

): I can't believe its not butter, and im beginning 2 believe there is more butter than we think.

): I dont care what you think i am gonna say what i think!



Jaade' contributed the following:

... This Gurl Is Crazaay In Luv ...



SUTTONNNN!!! contributed the following:

NO1 TYPE YA NAME IN HES A PEDOO



kymmie contributed the following:

Im a booty shakin heart breackin pretty hot neva stop short skirt luv 2 flirt spolied babey maybe perfect princess just 4 u!!



*better_than_you* contributed the following:

God made coke, god made pepsi, God made me so goddammed sexy!

ur hot as fire, sharp as glass, you break my heart i kick yo ass

he broke my heart, i broke his jaw

stupid cupid, stop pickin on mee!

HAWT WEEKEND! LET THE HANGOVER BEGIN!



Lexira contributed the following:

Like Alice, I try to believe three impossible things before breakfast.
 
Please don't mistake my faint arousal for discomfort.

Time appreciation, my ass. I don't appreciate time!
 
Do you mind not standing on my chest? My hat's on fire.