Harry Potter Fanfiction

What You Don't Know CAN Kill You (PG) [324 words]
Neville Longbottom learns a painful lesson the hard way.

Don't Try This At Home (G) [246 words]
Poems about Harry Potter and his world written by twisted author. A couple are spoofs of well known literature...

Songspoof Countdown (G) [1028 words]
A bunch of songs spoofed up to met the Harry Potter world!

Sirius Black and the Waxing Experience (PG) [544 words]
In Prisoner of Azkaban, Sirius was spotted by a Muggle near Hogwarts. He had been in search of a razor, but ended up having a more painful experience.

Secret Poems (PG) [1632 words]
Harry and Ginny write short poems about their feelings for each other. (WARNING: very bad fic I wrote when young and stupid)

To Require and Reacquire (PG) [642 words]
The Room of Requirement can give you anything you need...but can it give you someone back? Harry finds out.

The Fred and George Story (PG) [3399 words]
Fred and George are certainly the most coveted pair of comic relief. Follows snippets of their lives, including the impeding OWL results and battling it out with the Marauders...

Chapter 1 - OWLs
Chapter 2 - Marauders vs Weasleys

HBP in Verse (G) [372 words]
Poetry and rhyme has an attempt at Half Blood Prince...(first fic posted on fanfiction.net after the release of the HBP book)

Deeper than the Mirror (PG) [1337 words]
Everyone has lost someone for the freedom of the Wizarding world, but who has more of a right to miss what they've lost? Teddy Lupin one shot. (first fic posted on fanfiction.net after the OFFICIAL release of DH)

The Shape of Fear (G) [2151 words]
Teddy Lupin has his first encounter with a Boggart in DADA. slight preship TeddyVictoire

Missed Opportunity (PG) [2600 words]If he bothered to get to know someone, they would repay him by leaving – or dying. That's what Theodore Nott told himself. But then he got to know Luna Lovegood.

UNFINISHED AND DISCONTINUED FICS
Harry Scarface Potter (G) [3227 words]
Harry is home alone at No. 4 Privet Drive and he discovers...the Internet and FanFiction.net! He then hatches evil plans to use Uncle Vernon's credit card...UNFINISHED

Chapter 1 - Internet and Fanfic
Chapter 2 - Ebay and Wizardbuys
Chapter 3 - System Failure, Labtam and the Evil Plan

Sign of the Lion (PG) [38 856 words]
AU BOOK 6 On Harry's sixteenth birthday, things begin to get a little strange. Of course, if you think suddenly gaining new powers, a lionshaped mark appearing on your arm, and having a Dark Lord taking new steps to come after you is normal, well...UNFINISHED

Chapter 1 - Sweet Sixteen, the Coming of Age
Chapter 2 - Unleashed
Chapter 3 - Sirius' Will
Chapter 4 - Sign of the Lion
Chapter 5 - Wandless but not Powerless
Chapter 6 - Returning
Chapter 7 - No DADA Professor?
Chapter 8 - Return to Sender
Chapter 9 - Without Reason
Chapter 10 - Slapdash
Chapter 11 - Levitating Beaters
Chapter 12 - The Lion and the Badger
Chapter 13 - Quidditch Causes Headaches
Chapter 14 - Sense and No Sense
Chapter 15 - The Guardian
Chapter 16 - Food Needed
Chapter 17 - Mysteries of Yuletide

But At Least The Building Is Still Standing (PG) [1210 words]
Harry and the Gang have some problems. Voldie wants to attack Hogwarts and will do anything to succeed. But there is a traitor or two had the school and they are not, who you think they are...DISCONTINUED

Past Long Forgotten (PG) [8037 words]
Harry finds a diary belonging to Lily Evans. Read on to follow the adventures of the Marauders at Hogwarts. DISCONTINUED

Prologue
Chapter 1 - An Owl and a Letter
Chapter 2 - A Werewolf At Hogwarts
Chapter 3 - The Marauders and Girls
Chapter 4 - Snape Goes Into the Whomping Willow
Chapter 5 - Preparing for the Dress Ups

Sirius Black, the Prisoner of Azkban (PG) [6994 words]
Harry's third year at Hoggies through Sirius Black's eyes. Only very slight SB/OC DISCONTINUED

Prologue
Chapter 1 - Breaking Out
Chapter 2 - Seeing Harry

You Were Never Like This (PG-13) [16 271 words]
Remus Lupin returns to Hogwarts in Harry's 7th year to teach and catches up with the girl he bit at school whilst the full moon was high in the sky. Rating for later chapters. RL/OC DISCONTINUED

Chapter 1 - Returning To Hogwarts
Chapter 2 - Harry and Dinner
Chapter 3 - Care of Magical Creatures Professor
Chapter 4 - Full Moon and Some Quidditch
Chapter 5 - Snapsies is a'teasing
Chapter 6 - Teaching the Topic and a Near Miss
Chapter 7 - The Love Doctor
Chapter 8 - The Doctor and His Assistant Go to Work
Chapter 9 - Do Not Open My Letters
Chapter 10 - Different Windows
Chapter 11 - A Word of Warning
Chapter 12 - Christmas Tension and Moony's Hole
Chapter 13 - News in Haslemere

A Night Time Stroll (PG) [3153 words]
Lily Evans takes a walk at night and finds herself in the wake of a werewolf. She is saved by a stag and begins to have feelings for a certain JP...DISCONTINUED

Chapter 1 - Full Moon
Chapter 2 - Dwelling on Dreams
Chapter 3 - Hitting First and Last
Chapter 4 - Transfiguration Problems

Harry Potter: A New Hope Episode IV (G) [5437 words]
Imagine Star Wars made instead with Harry Potter characters? This is it! Plagued by Voldemort and "The Shadow", the Order of the Phoenix has more than enough on their hands. DISCONTINUED

Part One - Blockade Runner
Part Two - The Desert
Part Three - The Farm

Bored of the Phoenix (PG-13)
Before the fifth Harry Potter book was unleashed on the world, I endeavoured to parody it - without ever reading it. Strange wrong-ness ensued, especially when the book was actually released. I was 13.

Chapter 1 - I'm Bored
Chapter 2 - A Very Bad, Bad Word
Chapter 3 - DADA or DOA
Chapter 4 - She's Back!
Chapter 5 - CHAOS ENSUES

JOTTINGS
Random bits of fanfics that never eventuated to anything. From Sirius' resurrection to Uncle Vernon having magical powers.