Don't Try This At Home
Written 2002-2003

Chapter 1 - Voldie You Mouldy

Oh Voldie, you mouldie
You're killing off people
You think it's good fun!
But watch it, you baddie
And watch it you shall
Potter the rotter
Will raise his old wand
And mutter and utter
And before you can stutter -
He's pulled it out onya
Avada Kedavra!

Chapter 2 - In the Land of HP Where the Bore Is Nigh

A scar for a boy whose parents' friend did lie,
For a bathroom ghost a wail and a moan
A broom for Cedric doomed to die
Wand poised for the Dark Lord on the throne
In the land of HP where the bore is nigh.
One boy to save them all, one man to hunt him,
One boy to beat this down and in the end kill him
In the land of HP where the bore is nigh. 

Chapter 3 - Do ri me HP style!

Let's start at the very beginning
A very good place to start
When you die you finish with Avada
When you kill you begin with You-Know-Who!
You-know-who...
You-know-who...?
YOU-KNOW-WHO

Pot, a drug, that Harry takes
Wands - don't point them right at me
Ron, a geek, avoid at all costs
Snape, the farting Potions guy
Spells, those things you like to say
Brooms are just so dangerous
Death, the thing that Voldie likes
That will brings us back to
You-know-Who Voldie TO-O-M!

Death eaters, Voldie V
Harry P, pottie drug!

When you know the guys to kill, you can cheat most HP books!