Case of the Missing Cloak
Written 2002... I was 13 *twitch*

DARTH SIDIOUS WAKES UP TO FIND HIS CLOAK IS MISSING AND DANCING OUTSIDE ON A SKYSCRAPER.

Darth Sidious: Oh darn, oh darn it, Oh where is my cloak!

Cloak: Hee hee, catch me, catch me!

Darth S: Come here, you filthy rag, filthy rag! You’re beginning to sag, to sag!

C: Looks like you’ll have to go bare, Sith Lord, Sith Lord, for you wear nothing beneath!

D S: I’ll get you, you sneak, you coward, you meany.

C: Just watch me, you Sith, you Sith! Nor will I come and nor will I wash.

CLOAK PROCEEDS TO ZOOM AWAY. DARTH MAUL COMES IN.

Darth Maul: Oh a pretty sight, it is not, is not! My master wears nothing and his cloak is amiss!

Sidious: Shut up, you horny devil, horny! Go find that cloak, not amiss it!

Darth Maul: But Master the Nemodians want a word, a quick word.

Sidious: Oh retched, oh retched. I’ve nothing to wear. I think I’ll have to go bare.

DARTH MAUL CALLS UP NEMODIANS ON THE HOLO-PROJECTOR THEN LEAVES.

Nute Gunray: Greetings my lord – oh my lord! Not a pretty sight, oh not at all!

Sidious: What is the matter, Nute, oh Nute? Is there a spot on my beautiful face?

Nute Gunray: Cut the connection, oh cut it Dofine! We do not wish for this alliance to refine!

CONNECTION IS CUT.

Sidious: Oh drat it, oh darn it, I’m in a fix. It looks like Naboo will get it’s quick peace.

DARTH MAUL RE-ENTERS.

Darth Maul: I advise you retract into something, master, lest you get a cold, oh a cold.

Sidious: I think not, I’m feeling hot. For a walk I’ll go, and don’t you say no.

SIDiOUS LEAVES AND DARTH MAUL IS LEFT ALONE.

Darth Maul: Watch out, oh watch out capital city; I hold you with such rare pity. For such a sight you will see, and it will not delight!

WILL SIDIOUS FIND HIS CLOAK OR WILL CORUSCANT BE SCARRED FOR LIFE? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK IN THE SEQUEL : WATCH OUT CORUSCANT