Case of the Missing Cloak
Written 2002... I was 13 *twitch*
DARTH SIDIOUS WAKES UP TO FIND HIS CLOAK IS MISSING AND DANCING OUTSIDE ON A SKYSCRAPER.
Darth Sidious: Oh darn, oh darn it, Oh where is my cloak!
Cloak: Hee hee, catch me, catch me!
Darth S: Come here, you filthy rag, filthy rag! You’re beginning to sag, to sag!
C: Looks like you’ll have to go bare, Sith Lord, Sith Lord, for you wear nothing beneath!
D S: I’ll get you, you sneak, you coward, you meany.
C: Just watch me, you Sith, you Sith! Nor will I come and nor will I wash.
CLOAK PROCEEDS TO ZOOM AWAY. DARTH MAUL COMES IN.
Darth Maul: Oh a pretty sight, it is not, is not! My master wears nothing and his cloak is amiss!
Sidious: Shut up, you horny devil, horny! Go find that cloak, not amiss it!
Darth Maul: But Master the Nemodians want a word, a quick word.
Sidious: Oh retched, oh retched. I’ve nothing to wear. I think I’ll have to go bare.
DARTH MAUL CALLS UP NEMODIANS ON THE HOLO-PROJECTOR THEN LEAVES.
Nute Gunray: Greetings my lord – oh my lord! Not a pretty sight, oh not at all!
Sidious: What is the matter, Nute, oh Nute? Is there a spot on my beautiful face?
Nute Gunray: Cut the connection, oh cut it Dofine! We do not wish for this alliance to refine!
CONNECTION IS CUT.
Sidious: Oh drat it, oh darn it, I’m in a fix. It looks like Naboo will get it’s quick peace.
DARTH MAUL RE-ENTERS.
Darth Maul: I advise you retract into something, master, lest you get a cold, oh a cold.
Sidious: I think not, I’m feeling hot. For a walk I’ll go, and don’t you say no.
SIDiOUS LEAVES AND DARTH MAUL IS LEFT ALONE.
Darth Maul: Watch out, oh watch out capital city; I hold you with such rare pity. For such a sight you will see, and it will not delight!
WILL SIDIOUS FIND HIS CLOAK OR WILL CORUSCANT BE SCARRED FOR LIFE? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK IN THE SEQUEL : WATCH OUT CORUSCANT